I Swear -- It Was The DLu

so as you all know, i used to have a blog. another blog.

as you may (or may not) also know, i wrote three very exhaustive posts to introduce the blog. and then it ended.

well, here's my second go at it.

i know that i promised updates last time, and i didn't deliver (after my third brilliant post) but i'm a little wiser now when it comes to the world of blogging. last time, i quickly OD'd on the updatage. it was like i expected blogging to be as good as a big bowl of frosted flakes doused in 3.1% fat Asia milk. it wasn't. i got tired of the pressures of having to come up with a witty, entertaining blog every other day. the pressure was just too much.

but on my death bed/@ my funeral, i don't want to be remembered by y'all as the dude who started the blog but didn't update for 4 continuous months, leaving the blog to die a horrible, lonely, unread death. poor blogspot.

this time around, i'm older. i'm wiser. i'm more learn-ed in the ways of blogging. i swear. i've changed.

this time, i'm going to be faithful to my loyal readership. i care about you. you're who i blog for. i will never leave you as i once did.

...

i'll update.

and ... to be honest ... i forgot the password/username (i'm not sure which) to my other blog. it's true! i wasn't just lazy (i mean, partially it was that), but really ... why on earth would i make a password/username that i wouldn't after 4 months of blog-inactivity?!

i just blame it on the DLu. i guess ... i guess it just helps me reconcile my fears/suspicions/feelings of insecurity that none of you "out there" will actually come to read this after being so cruelly abandoned by a once-promising-faithful blogger who, drunken with the multiple glowing comments of loyal readers, stumbled into blogging-infidelity by way of negligence. i swear, i've seen the light. i've repented.

oh dear reader, i promise to be loyal and faithful to the end of my blogging days. to you, will i faithfully blog -- from the meniel, the nonsensical, insightful -- will i conscientously blog my little heart out. yes, dear reader, i will never abandon you in such a cold and cruel manner again.

DLu.