A Note On The DLu

... well, not literally on my DLu.

warning: if you are easily offended anatomy-centred discussions, this may be an entry to skip. i don't consider it risque, but some of you may be more sensitive/grossed out by such topics of discussion.

since starting this second blog, i've had many/several/one people/person ask me: "what is a DLu?"

well, dear reader, DLu can really mean one of two things, depending on context.

1) the most obvious reference is to your faithful blogger himself. For example, a sentence such as "hey DLu", or "where are you going DLu?", or "get your dirty feet out from under my clean covers DLu!!!", are examples of gramatically correct sentence structures incorporating the term. indeed "DLu" is a noun, in this case referring to your faithful blogger -- namely, myself. this is probably the most simple way in which to utilize "DLu" in your daily vernacular.

2) the second way in which one can use the term "DLu" is not as simplistic, and may require a bit more of an explanation.

for those of you who know me/have seen me, i have, what we call in the hood (ie:pdot/otown), a "booty" (or "bootay"). this is quite an unusual phenomenon as i am from a heritage that does not traditionally boast of large derriers on its men or women. there is an exception in every group. this time, that'd be me.

this is, of course, a gross generalization (as some of you may later argue --in more ways than one); however, i can confidently say that 8.72 times out of 10, a person identifying with my racial heritage would not have what one would refer to as a "bootay." a simple butt would suffice.

well, needless to say, my bootay has in the past few months become an entity in and of itself. "why?" you ask? hard to explain, butt in short: one of my other canadian friends here who has a pretty flat butt (in her own words: "bony") was one day amazed at the bubble which would traditionally occupy one's behind area and quipped that, like JLo, my protrusion should be branded. this observation was brought on by some inexplicable situation, i'm sure. i can't quite recall, but i'm sure it was awkward in its hilarity. (actually, there may be some/a lot of fiction weaved into this retelling, as i can't quite clearly recall how this all started).

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actually, i'm not quite sure how to keep writing this without offending anyone.

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aaaaah well.

so anyway, "DLu" can also refer to my butt. its seems as though my butt has developed it's own persona entirely independent of it's owner!

so how do you use it in such a context? well look at the title of this blog for a prime example: "blame it on the Dlu!" other examples: "the DLu got in the way!" (i use this one often), or "it's not my fault i have a DLu!" it's really quite convenient in situations when you're clumsy, but would rather blame it on something else (like a DLu!). it's really quite a versatile term and can be used in many social situations.

trust me. i know.

so, now that all your pertinent questions have been answered and your minds are at ease, i will bid you adieu. until next time!

DLu.

PS: if there were an award for most useless blog posting ever, i should win the grand prize. i would, of course, give partial credit to my DLu.

PPS: i'm sure that this will be an entry i will look back on in a couple days and think: "what the?!"